CV Analysis: Resume Roast

Title: CV Roast: AI Resume Analysis & Job Search Tool

Description: Your resume gets 6 seconds. Most people never find out why they were ignored, but we see the weak lines you miss. CV Roast scans your CV like a real recruiter, finds the flaws killing your chances, and roasts them before showing you how to fix them.

It is funny, brutal, and honestly kind of helpful.

HOW IT WORKS

1. Upload your CV (PDF, Word, photo, or text).

2. Watch the AI read it like a recruiter.

3. Get your score, archetype, and your worst line roasted.

4. Unlock the full roast with before-and-after fixes.

WHAT YOU GET

- The Roast: Every weak line called out in plain English, no corporate filler.

- The Fix: Each weak line rewritten into something that actually lands.

- Real ATS Score: The number recruiters and robots actually see.

- CV Archetypes: Are you a Buzzword Warrior or a No Receipts Candidate?

- Three Tones: Choose from Gen Z, Honest, or Professional vibes.

MADE FOR FIRST JOBS

Whether you are a new grad, student, or junior professional, we know the common mistakes and how to fix them fast.

YOUR CV STAYS PRIVATE

We never store your resume. Share cards automatically hide your name, email, and personal details. Only the roast gets shared, never your data.

SHARE THE DAMAGE

Got roasted? Post it. Our anonymous roast cards and archetype badges are built for social media. Your secrets stay safe, but the laughs do not.

This is not a boring resume builder. It is the truth about your CV, the roast you needed, and the fix that gets you hired. Premium subscription required for detailed analysis.

Upload your CV. See what recruiters really think.

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